Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
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If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
.
.
.
.
you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
.
.
.
.
you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
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B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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I m sending this fool msg
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.
2 All Fools
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.
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.
.
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who celeBrate
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.
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”APRIL FOOL”
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31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
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Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
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Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
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Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
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